est. 1986 var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-17020054-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Tumblr (3.0; @fivefifteen)http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82ebd4c04b03819a6a01f6700ef077fe/tumblr_ml3mfdXhoH1rkqdauo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9a109bb2433cf25f9617ff52775bc367/tumblr_ml3mfdXhoH1rkqdauo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://womenaresociety.tumblr.com/post/53390787932/liz-lemon-30-rock" target="_blank">womenaresociety</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Liz Lemon, <em>30 Rock</em></p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53408128014http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53408128014Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:46:56 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53408019028" src="http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53408019028/audio_player_iframe/fivefifteen/tumblr_mnhpte5hYL1r5i93x?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffivefifteen%2F53408019028%2Ftumblr_mnhpte5hYL1r5i93x" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oldsoul-youngshoulders.tumblr.com/post/51534616636/you-cant-avoid-her-shes-in-the-air-in-between" target="_blank">oldsoul-youngshoulders</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>you can’t avoid her</em><br/><em>she’s in the air</em><br/><em>in between molecules </em><br/><em>of oxygen and carbon monoxide</em></p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53408019028http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53408019028Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:45:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6y8pqkHZF1qbth71o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53407797670http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53407797670Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:42:18 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06a4019e5cf163ff7de2ea2d1272e881/tumblr_moimk2s1x41qzfzneo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ceba12311bfadd208b4740cb9ce9f4d3/tumblr_moimk2s1x41qzfzneo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b7529d56294f887e9b11a54db26991d/tumblr_moimk2s1x41qzfzneo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2def0a98e0211d493dbba4568dccdc50/tumblr_moimk2s1x41qzfzneo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/11fbc08d7d577d0391b538cddc776943/tumblr_moimk2s1x41qzfzneo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53407611544http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53407611544Wed, 19 Jun 2013 19:39:42 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt0noqZVB1qzr0lro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt0noqZVB1qzr0lro2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt0noqZVB1qzr0lro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyt0noqZVB1qzr0lro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://emchughes.tumblr.com/post/53307925177/if-rob-lowe-only-does-terrible-despicable-roles" target="_blank">emchughes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If Rob Lowe only does terrible, despicable roles for the rest of his acting career, I will still bear endless love for him solely because of Chris Traeger dancing. I mean, look at the upper right gif - if that isn’t commitment to your craft, I don’t know what is.</p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53311650024http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53311650024Tue, 18 Jun 2013 15:51:52 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ec91933580e65f3064e494abddf509bd/tumblr_mog9jqBych1qbto4fo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53306107961http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53306107961Tue, 18 Jun 2013 14:35:41 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/57b204b119301bf0fec9116d7238dff5/tumblr_mo5jf6ulJI1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/52588108354/this-restaurant-compares-their-burritos-to-babies" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This restaurant compares their burritos to babies. <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1fzph6/this_restaurant_compares_their_burritos_to_babies/" target="_blank">via</a></p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53289750049http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53289750049Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:48:59 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6b99aa4487a27df817e06436d3ea5166/tumblr_molnxwnvup1qzu5tto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53289595891http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53289595891Tue, 18 Jun 2013 10:46:40 -0700“Her schtick is rough around the edges but only the obnoxious seem to mind.”<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://www.earmilk.com/2013/01/30/trails-and-ways-live-at-cafe-du-nord-recap/" target="_blank">Earmilk.com</a>, about me!</em>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53220628210http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53220628210Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:43:34 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/83ee633f0be329886b0f9be0218ffa2b/tumblr_mogzgmnvCz1qz4teno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://suicideblonde.tumblr.com/post/53157114113/star-trek-meets-dirty-dancing-this-is" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">suicideblonde</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Star Trek meets Dirty Dancing!  This is perfection!</p></blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53176770326http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53176770326Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:55:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/db5cc6a216e63163e0a0823f4a68fed6/tumblr_moeg7cPLAE1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c087bcc05332b001fe2fba57d295829a/tumblr_moeg7cPLAE1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/52968287114/via" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://imgur.com/DYsGoL0?original" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53131828474http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53131828474Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:18:39 -0700“I am a collection of dismantled <i>almosts.</i>”<br/><br/> - <em>Anne Sexton, from <em><a href="http://books.google.gr/books/about/Anne_Sexton.html?id=o_BpgsXOZqgC&redir_esc=y" target="_blank">A Self-Portrait In Letters</a></em> (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://talisman.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">talisman</a>)</em>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53131795138http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53131795138Sun, 16 Jun 2013 12:18:12 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxtcmklAC01qefo0so1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/53048167242/mans-best-friend" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wifiinoverthehillsandfaraway.tumblr.com/post/15854612301/shoot-the-piano-player" target="_blank">Man’s best friend</a></p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53058728483http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53058728483Sat, 15 Jun 2013 16:25:02 -0700<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_53051937322" src="http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53051937322/audio_player_iframe/fivefifteen/tumblr_mogeqpNokJ1qzt0yp?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Ffivefifteen%2F53051937322%2Ftumblr_mogeqpNokJ1qzt0yp" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p></p> <p><strong>Storking Comedy’s Grey Matter Showcase</strong>, February 21st, 2013</p> <p>download here</p> <p>I go on at 31:50</p>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53051937322http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53051937322Sat, 15 Jun 2013 14:37:00 -0700bay area comedystandup comedyallison mick<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2485e564915bc024ea036bdccaf1d932/tumblr_mhcj4iiSD01rsp6y8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53009332765http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53009332765Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:18:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/22b7bc39db49e58bc7767ca05d051dfb/tumblr_mocemoGIOF1svzq6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.whatevs.net/post/52957996431/randyliedtke-i-spent-2-months-and-100-planning" target="_blank">gregrutter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://randyliedtke.tumblr.com/post/52906310369/i-spent-2-months-and-100-planning-this" target="_blank">randyliedtke</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I spent 2 months and $100 planning this</p> </blockquote> <p>Worth every penny</p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53009163317http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53009163317Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:14:44 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9d8053235008e95124d223ad712c6bc8/tumblr_mobrfgwbZX1so58mbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53009101042http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/53009101042Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:13:07 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fea361d03e9c6aaffbbba9f13aa9e711/tumblr_moe0gcidtj1qg4lyzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/52949949643http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/52949949643Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:15:56 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba4ee135b224972f910fed4ef9e3ca5e/tumblr_modf4vd1kM1rm8k0xo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://camsinternetbrain.tumblr.com/post/52931893803/something-to-help-people-just-getting-into-game-of" target="_blank">camsinternetbrain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Something to help people just getting into Game of Thrones.</p> </blockquote>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/52949924789http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/52949924789Fri, 14 Jun 2013 08:15:28 -0700<p>Making tough decisions is tough.</p>http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/52936508101http://fivefifteen.tumblr.com/post/52936508101Fri, 14 Jun 2013 02:12:43 -0700