necessary and proper.

I was eavesreading some lady’s kindle on Bart today on the way home, and quickly realized she was reading Fifty Shades of Grey based on (1) how terrible the writing was, and (2) I know the characters’ names because I have wikipedia’d that shit. So anyway, I’m standing there, reading over this lady’s shoulder, kind of rolling my eyes and snickering. She turns the page and I read to about halfway down, where they start talking about anal beads. Instantly, I start giggling uncontrollably. The best part is that at the exact same time, the woman standing next to me starts laughing. We stare at each other for a second and then we both glance down at the kindle and realize that we had both been reading the seated woman’s kindle and cracked up at the mention of anal beads.