04/18 2014

brain: hey allison go to sleep

me: hey brain, i can’t, i’m writing.

brain: hey allison stop writing jokes. they’re not good when you can’t think straight.

me: no way brain, i’m pushing the boundaries of my mind. i’m thinking outside the box!

brain: YOU’RE NOT THINKING GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

04/18 2014

(via chinmey-ribbons)

04/18 2014

This is Matt Lieb’s “How Come” game. This is the funniest shit ever. You should watch it and laugh.

If you live in SF, you should come to Milk Bar at 1840 Haight Street on Monday April 21st at 8pm because Matt is headlining a wonderful show that I’m also on.

04/17 2014

afteryearsof-waiting:

fucking men

(Source: themaidenofthetree)

04/17 2014

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

(via iwishihadafather)

04/17 2014

merkkultra:

do men have resting bitch faces as well or do they not have negative characteristics ascribed to them for putting on a neutral rather than a deliriously happy facial expression

(via dyejob)

04/17 2014
nevver:

Free Speech

nevver:

Free Speech

04/17 2014

seriously why would you get pillows like that?

04/16 2014
dyejob:

spookymespookyyou:

wenleth:

9 FAMOUS ALBUM SLEEVES 20 YEARS LATER 

Weezer (The Blue Album) by Weezer



20years……fuck it I feel so old sometimes

gahd damn

dyejob:

spookymespookyyou:

wenleth:

9 FAMOUS ALBUM SLEEVES 20 YEARS LATER 

Weezer (The Blue Album) by Weezer

20years……fuck it I feel so old sometimes

gahd damn

04/16 2014

huffingtonpost:

Mean Girls + GoT mashup is the best thing on the internet right now. See more here. 

(Source: Mashable)

(via dyejob)

04/16 2014

allison-mick:

What? New video? HELLA COOL

Flappers Comedy Club - Burbank, CA 3.26.14

04/16 2014
ilovecharts:

Have a dream? Then Defend It From Other People
This week, Jessica addresses Spring Cleaning.

ilovecharts:

Have a dream? Then Defend It From Other People

This week, Jessica addresses Spring Cleaning.

04/16 2014

courtingcomedy:

Podcast: The Shade of it All “Episode Two: Season 6, Episode 9” with Janine Brito, Alex Koll and Katie Compa. Download Link: Here. iTunes: Here. Official Link: Here

tsoiapodcast:

EPISODE TWO: Season 6 Episode 9

Alex, Katie and Janine FREAK THE FOX OUT over the chaos of Episode 9 and try to sort through the resulting rubble of Cher’s aircraft carriers, questionable halloween costumes and #meatytucks.

04/16 2014

(Source: fredastairemovies, via emilyheller)

04/16 2014
fuckyeahrochester:

The Mushroom House or Pod House is a contemporary residence in the town of Perinton, New York which has been featured in television programs (notably HGTV’s Offbeat America series) and books (notably the Weird U.S. series) due to its whimsical appearance. Patterned after umbels of Queen’s Anne’s Lace, its brown color is more suggestive of mushrooms. The house was constructed for attorney-artist couple Robert and Marguerite Antell between 1970 and 1972 and was designated a town landmark in 1989.

The structure is sited in a moderately-wooded ravine adjacent to Powder Mills Park. The house itself comprises four 80 ton pods which rest on reinforced concrete stems of 14 to 20 feet in height. These fan out from three feet in diameter where they connect to the pods to five feet at the base. The sides of each pod’s “cap” are completely windowed. One pod serves as the living and dining area, one as the kitchen, and two as sleeping areas. An additional “half pod” provides an open deck area. The house has 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms in 4,168 square feet.

fuckyeahrochester:

The Mushroom House or Pod House is a contemporary residence in the town of Perinton, New York which has been featured in television programs (notably HGTV’s Offbeat America series) and books (notably the Weird U.S. series) due to its whimsical appearance. Patterned after umbels of Queen’s Anne’s Lace, its brown color is more suggestive of mushrooms. The house was constructed for attorney-artist couple Robert and Marguerite Antell between 1970 and 1972 and was designated a town landmark in 1989.

The structure is sited in a moderately-wooded ravine adjacent to Powder Mills Park. The house itself comprises four 80 ton pods which rest on reinforced concrete stems of 14 to 20 feet in height. These fan out from three feet in diameter where they connect to the pods to five feet at the base. The sides of each pod’s “cap” are completely windowed. One pod serves as the living and dining area, one as the kitchen, and two as sleeping areas. An additional “half pod” provides an open deck area. The house has 3 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms in 4,168 square feet.

(Source: Wikipedia)

1 of 1993